zeldathemes
Do you have any pictures of dogs running so fast they look like they're hover-crafts? Love your blog by the way, totally brightens my day!

doublepistolsandawonk:

thecutestofthecute:

ACTIVATING LAUNCH SEQUENCE IN 3.. 2..1

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jesus lord

lesbolution:

soloontherocks:

pandorantimelord:

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

did you mean

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birates

  #fuck you  

harryosbornos:

jakeparalta:

 # literally heart eyes # ur so annoying (✿♥‿♥) # ur so dumb (✿♥‿♥) # ur so ridiculous (✿♥‿♥) # definitely not even in to u one bit (✿♥‿♥) # (✿♥‿♥)(✿♥‿♥)(✿♥‿♥)(✿♥‿♥)(✿♥‿♥) 

  #he is so great    #he can help fitz get better    #and by better i mean more at peace with himself    #he's already picking up on fitz's charades    #aw yes  

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
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Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

We work really hard to do an entertaining show yet to be smart and to try to push issues of ethics and genetics and personal identity, so when people in the fandom pick up those themes, that is amazing, because people are really thinking and inspiring other people, that is like some of the most rewarding interaction.
Graeme Manson on Clone Club (x)
curi0sita:

somebody said it

curi0sita:

somebody said it

brokebut-wealthy:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.

tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh

I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.

tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.

moment of silence for tumblr user literarygingerfox …

reflectingblue:

raakellars:

bansheeandahunter:

False rape accusations are an anomaly.

True rape accusations are a norm.

You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.

Re-blog now, read later.

"Because 1 in 33 men will be raped in his lifetime, men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. It seems many of us would do well to pay more attention to how rape culture affects us all than be paranoid about false accusers.”

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

lascocks:

datlamb:

zombiebitecuddles:

dalelazarov:

Sometimes you have to use what’s at hand in order to be creative… “Décolleté” by Benoît Prévot.

Oh my godddddddddddd

THE DUDES HUGE ASS BONER IN THE MIRROR THOUGH

You could eat milk n cookies off that ass.

lascocks:

datlamb:

zombiebitecuddles:

dalelazarov:

Sometimes you have to use what’s at hand in order to be creative… “Décolleté” by Benoît Prévot.

Oh my godddddddddddd

THE DUDES HUGE ASS BONER IN THE MIRROR THOUGH

You could eat milk n cookies off that ass.

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There's plenty wrong with me
So this is me: twentynothing white male currently (meaning for ever and ever) living in Prague. Mostly go by Pavel.
I'm a book nerd and popculture nerd and movie nerd and TV nerd and musicals nerd, none of which I'm very good at.
Ask about anything if you want to, although I can't promise you any answers, much less answers either of us will want.
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